In this (not serious) video I appear in a pair of opaque Vanity Fair mini-floral brief panties and a vintage lady Manhattan blouse. I previously uploaded this video to Funny or Die (using the name Mister Panty) and labeled it NSFW. It's intended for viewing and amusement for adult women (over 18) who have a sense of humour. PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS INTENDED TO BE COMEDY. PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. I AM NOT SERIOUSLY RECOMMENDING THAT THAT WOMEN KICK THEIR BOYFRIENDS IN THE NUTS. I do advocate that they get their boyfriends to try wearing ladies panties to help keep them from adjusting and scratching themselves in public.
TRANSCRIPT: "Hi. This question is for women trying to have relationships with men who act very macho. Have you ever problems being embarrassed by your man scratching himself or adjusting his man-parts in public? Do you know why they do that? It's because their underwear is uncomfortable. Men's briefs tend to be very scratchy and coarse material, and the leg bands are made of an inferior elastic. Also, uh men who wear boxers, their man parts tend to go down one leg. Now if you've ever had your man cheat on you, and tried to give him a good kick in his man parts and missed because it was, well they weren't where you thought they would be? Here's a solution, I think. Convince him that you would like it if he tried wearing some ladies panties. They're so much more comfortable, for him, and they're silky soft, they hold his man parts in place, and he won't have any reason to scratch or adjust himself in public. Not only that, but then if he cheats on you and you go to kick him in his man parts, you wont miss. This video is released into the public domain."
There was really nothing that necessitated this post being put on an over 18 blog but I decided to post it here anyway because the references to the possibility of women kicking their cheating boyfriends in the nuts is a little risque.
ReplyDeleteHilarious, darling!
ReplyDeleteLove the print on those panties!
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Amazing content, dear!
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